Sunday, April 10, 2011

Paternal Affairs

As much as i love the other half but it came to a point that i hate the fact that we can have our children in the future..


I guess this is what happens when you're only producing worms and you ain't got any eggs to go with it. Back then when i wasn't that queer i always hope to get married and have children. FOUR of them! Two boys and two girls


Yes! I love kids but i ain't pedophilia. 

I always tell the other half that i wanna bear him his child. But the sad thing is that i don't have a uterus certainly my testicles produce active worms but not eggs. We always discuss about how our children should look like. I always said that our kid should have my Asian single eye lid eyes. 

Yes! I have a pair of very flirty Asian single eye lids!
(That's what the other half said.)

Every now and then when we're walking on the street or even walking in a mall, when we saw some cute little monster we go like "OMG!! So cutee..". I love seeing his expression when he sees a cute little monster. Oh..So heart warming.

Reality is that us as gay, we may be rich in the future but we just couldn't have our own children. The closest thing we can have children is through adoption. But adopt a children is not that easy and he/she isn't blood related to you at all. When you have a kid of course you do want your kid to be biological related to you right?

Lately there another way is through surrogate. But the thing is that the infant only related to one of you. Which means if the other half go through this process the end product have no chance to have my flirty Asian eyes.

We don't want to have just an infant but we want an infant who is biological related to us. Living in a closed minded country doesn't do us queer much justice. We could be most outstanding employee in the organisation. We may be earning almost 50 thousand a month but we could not have children who are related to you and your spouse.

Even if adoption works, the kid will probably having a tough time growing up because of he/she was raise by two fathers. The kid will be most probably ended up like Rachel Berry on Glee who slushy was being thrown on every now and then. 

I envy heterosexual relationship all the time because their love life is divided into few stages.

First is to meet each other then comes in marriage.

When the both them have enough of each other they will want to have editions to their life. So the baby comes into picture as they watch the baby grow. Teach the baby new things and skills. Watching them being rebellious and go all worried about their baby's future. When the baby grown up the parents are waiting for their baby's next step of life. 

The child get married and grandbaby came into picture. And the cycle goes on and on and never bored of it.

As for us?

We're excited to know each other and went for dates. When we're done with dating each other, we start getting into a relationship and have all the sex in the world and try to get ourself pregnant but the process fails all the time.

But the only thing that might excite us all is civil partnership means get married. Even that we have to be secretive about it if we're not out to our parents. And there are no such things as getting married in Bali because there are only few country nor state that open to gay marriage.

So all we can do now is to have an affair with other people's baby. We always be there seeing them, hug them , kiss them and watching them grow but they will never be yours.

I always wanted to have my own children.

Same goes to the other half.

But we're stuck with each other.

Can't produce eggs.


You wanna have kids?



Abduct!? O_O!

 Cheffy Ric loves BABIES!


Tuesday, April 5, 2011

The Silent Gay Vibes

Being queer in this generation definitely bring us more joy and entertainment where internet is so convenient that we can almost search for almost every single shits on the world wide web.

Here i am here typing a post about some muted queer boys. 


I'm not that mute at all. But ain't flaming either.

It isn't hard to spot a queer man nowadays as our community are multiplying day by day. As you can see gay men are obsessed with good looks from hair to skin then from skin to pubes and the list just goes on and on. Of course we all want to see how other men pubes looks like whether is it shaved or not shaved, trimmed or not trimmed and even waxed or unwaxed. We all wanted to go on to tiny details.

But since we're in the public area the on thing we can see is just the way they dress. Majority of the gay men doesn't fancy loose clothes despite they're not model six packs build. Like they all say gay men have more fun which i agree because most of the gay men loveeeeeeeeeesss vibrant colours. 

Yes. I'm speaking for my behalf. 

You can spot all sorts of outfit wore by gay men every now and then. I read this article once that says gay men shops more than women. So we are actually boasting our country's economy by spending. So i need no to say much you all have an idea of how typical Malaysian gay men looks like on streets.

Being gay doesn't mean that you're one of the loud ones. They are pretty much closeted gay men which ain't looking any gay at all. But there are ways to discover their through identity some of these factors:

 Their love for music.

No just any kind of music but those main stream artists like Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Katy Perry and Ke Dollar sign Ha(Ke$ha). You can find all these artists songs on their media playlist. But K-Pop(Korean pop) have been doing so well now even gay men loves them till bits especially SNSD(Girls Generation).
For us gays we would take the least amount of time to recognize them. But for straight guys? They don't even want to bother which is which as long as they can get them on their bed then it's fine for them. 

Besides that we even sing along to their song. If you see a guy who sings and dance along to SNSD's song   he is 70% confirm gay. 

Their love for F A S H I O N !

9 out of 10 gay men loves fashion! You just ask them who are the top 10 designer's they'll just answer you effortlessly. A part from that they know who are the big bang model working in this industry. If you ask a straight man who Coco Rocha is they'll probably answer you "It's a  chocolate".


Furthermore gay men loves America's Next Top Model!!! Gay men know who are the best walker and took the best pictures. Straight men will probably tell you who have bigger boobs(Tyra Banks larrr). Worst they won't even know who Amber Chia is. 

There are too many loud gay men out there which made us left out about gay with silent vibes.

Whoever puts a contestant from ANTM as their phone wallpaper, they are gay!
Because straight men will only put some random sexy porn star as their phone screen.

Those who loves SNSD and sing and dance along to it are also GAY!
Because straight men will only think of  nine pussy to fuck when they think about SNSD.

Guys who have very very close girl friends are gay!
Because straight men will usually court girls around them excluded older relatives.

Those who loves all and above and dating a girl..
He's definitely confused and the girl could be his fag hag when he came out from the closet.

You have guy friends like that ain't gay?

Dating a girl but so in love with SNSD?

Ask him to..

Think again.

I love Chocolates from Coco Rocha! 

Whoopsie daisy!

I must be S T R A I G H T ! ! ! 

Cheffy Ric


Friday, April 1, 2011

To Grow Old With You.

Okay fine! Once you read the title you know this post is gonna filled with the stories about the other half and yours truly..



It's coming down to 4 months since we go together. I have to say, i definitely love being in a relationship than not being in one.

I guess we have come to a point that having a clear picture what is our future like. We both may not be the in the same path but we're definitely aiming for the same thing. Start with growing old together. Was out with the other half earlier in the night. We talked about almost every random things. From fashion to food then to people. Then we ended up talking about us instead. 

By God's grace i may further my studies in the U.K. and he was talking about settling our life in somewhere foreign that accepts homosexuality as they are. It got me thinking a little bit. As open minded as i am, i'm not that kind of person who will leave my homeland to settle a better life in some other country. I love to start my career and possibly be successful in the land where my mom gave birth to me. Probably is the life that i'm so used to that i refused to leave.

That perspective may change as i have yet to see the whole. Believe it or not i have never leave this country half a step. It's sad to know that our country is a little too closed minded. But as negative as we see it there are still certain values that we learnt when we were younger that made us how we are today.

The word "Forever" is a bit too overrated. Certain people still holding on to the word "Forever" though his relationship have ended couple years ago and they never move on ever since. I know some of you may think that it's way too early for us to believe that our relationship would last till the end of our days. But as naive as you think we may be we believe that we're the last stop for each other and there won't be next one. 

Well, to be honest i don't usually tell people that i'm committed with someone on Grindr. To prevent people from ignoring me right away since i don't have a famous face. So i chatted with this guy on Grindr. He was nice at first till he asked me for sex. I opposed the idea since i'm already monogamously involved. I thought he would just drop the idea off but little do i know that he came in even more aggressive saying that he don't really care that i'm attached or not he just wanna have sex. 

He said that i'm 21 and he have been 21. So he totally understand about 21 year old's urges for booty calls. I never want to hurt the other half in any kind of way and i stand strong on my situation and rejected the whole idea. But there he go calling me naive for being faithful to one person and control all my urges for sex. 

Well that explains all his anger for being single. It's because he sneaked behind his partner so much that no one ever want to get close to him. 

As naive as you guys think i could be but i still think that there are genuine love still exists in this circle. All you need to do is to find the right one. I don't think time should judge on what you aim or the future. It doesn't really matter if you're committed for 10 years or even 2 months. It's what you both aiming in this relationship is the crucial one.

The other half always pull me back when i was so into the term "Forever". 


He's always the one who talks about the future. When he said "future" he don't mean next week or next month..




Yes DEE! You're as Contradicting as i am!

Does "Forever" mean anything?

"Forever" is more romantic?

Think again.

To grow old is more wise!

Dee..i really want to grow old with you! 
I wanna be the one who laugh at your wrinkles
I wanna be the one who dye your hair every month to cover the greys
All I want is just..


Cheffy Ric Love DEE!

Goose bumps?